Mother confronts daughter in the barn and discusses her behavior:
“Jenny, I know that you like to walk around the farm half naked when the weather is warm, but you are twenty years old now and shouldn’t do that anymore. Your brother Jason turned eighteen recently and most likely interested in girls, so you are unnecessarily teasing him. I want you to start wearing a shirt beginning today.”
He’s definitely interested in girls.
“How do you know that?”
From the way he acts around me. You should have seen him when I pulled down my shorts to show him how smooth I was after shaving. He got really excited.
“Oh my God, I want you to stop doing things like that too. Anyway, why do you and Jason go out to the barn every day and spend about an hour there?”
We feed the livestock and other chores.
“For some reason I suspect that you and him are doing more than just your chores together. Listen, I don’t see why you should close the barn’s large sliding doors. Leave them open from now on and just close them at night. I want to be able to see from my kitchen window what’s going on in there.”
Mom, is it okay if I start wearing a shirt tomorrow?
“I suppose so, but why can’t you do that today?”
Because Jason and I are going to ride our horses over to the pond and go skinny dipping. I would put on a shirt but then just have to take it off a few minutes later.
“Skinny dipping? Oh my God, you are going to give me a heart attack. No more skinny dipping young lady and no more pulling your shorts down. If you want to go swimming with your brother then you must wear a swimsuit. Go to the house and put on your bikini.”
Is it okay with you if I wear just the bottoms?
“Jenny, I don’t think you understand what I’m trying to say. Forget about the conversation we just had. You are twenty years old and can do whatever you want. If you choose to walk around the farm wearing only bikini bottoms and go skinny dipping with your brother then that’s your decision.”
Mom, are you angry with me for some reason?
“A little bit, but only because of frustration. I’m fine now. Dinner will be ready in about an hour, so you and Jason don’t be late.”
“One last thing. You said that you and Jason were going to ride the horses over to the pond, but there is only one in the barn. The other is way out in the pasture.”
Oh, I just remembered that Jason said we should take off our clothes here at the barn then both ride one horse bareback. We have never done that before and it sounds like fun.
“Oh my God… I hope that’s not the only thing you and Jason are doing bareback.”
Bonus Story Below!
[Story] Mother and Son Visit Grandma for a Week
“Michael, I was talking with Grandma and she invited us to stay
another week with her. Is that something you would like to do?”
Mom, that would be awesome! Let’s spend the rest of the summer
“Grandma also was wondering about the noise coming from our
bedroom late at night. She says it sounds like the bed headboard
banging against the wall.”
Yeah, it’s the headboard. Did you tell her why it bangs against the
“Of course not. She would freak out. Anyway, stuff a blanket behind
the headboard to make a cushion. I don’t want her thinking that we
might be doing something that we shouldn’t be doing.”
Okay. Mom, what new position are you going to teach me tonight?
“Actually, it’s two. The cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.”
Awesome. When can we get started? I’m ready.
“Right after you stuff that blanket.”
I will do that now. Mom, we should visit Grandma more often.
“Michael, it seems to me that I remember you would rather stay home
because your friends said going on vacation with your mother to visit
Grandma would be boring.”
Yeah, I’m sure glad that I didn’t take their advice. I would still be a virgin.